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America loves Hillary
Trump loves Putin
It's Official: Hillary Clinton Is Running Against Vladimir Putin
The Economist attacks Putin
Putin ploted to hack America
In one-to-one polls 'Giant Meteor' beats both Trump and Clinton
"Does anyone seriously think that Russia can somehow influence the choice of the American people? Is America some sort of a banana republic? America is a great state. Correct me, please, if I’m wrong.”

— Putin at Valdai
“I would bust that tight pussy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week.”
Anthony Weiner
Nope and Noper
Russians hacked Hillary's crowd
Putin did it!
Putin rulez the debates
'The End of the World'
Der Spiegel cover - Nov 12, 2016
Putin here, Putin there, Putin padla everywhere!
The Republican nominee for president, Donald J. Trump, has chosen this week to unmask himself as a de facto agent of Russian President Vladimir Putin, a KGB-trained dictator who seeks to rebuild the Soviet empire by undermining the free nations of Europe, marginalizing NATO, and ending America’s reign as the world’s sole superpower.
I am not suggesting that Donald Trump is employed by Putin. I am arguing that Trump’s understanding of America’s role in the world aligns with Russia’s geostrategic interests; that his critique of American democracy is in accord with the Kremlin’s critique of American democracy; and that he shares numerous ideological and dispositional proclivities with Putin—for one thing, an obsession with the sort of “strength” often associated with dictators. Trump is making it clear that, as president, he would allow Russia to advance its hegemonic interests across Europe and the Middle East. His election would immediately trigger a wave of global instability—much worse than anything we are seeing today—because America’s allies understand that Trump would likely dismantle the post-World War II U.S.-created international order. Many of these countries, feeling abandoned, would likely pursue nuclear weapons programs on their own, leading to a nightmare of proliferation."
Jeffrey Goldberg in The Atlantic, July 21, 2016

Trump loves Putin

Trump conspires with Putin

Trump is Putin's secret agent

Trump is an existential threat to the United States

America loves Hillary

Hillary loves bankers

Hillary will start World War 3 against Russia

Putin rigs elections

Trump and Putin poisoned Hillary

Assange sucks Putin's dick

McCarthy runs for president

News of Putin's rigging of election makes Americans question integrity of election

Obama threatens WW3 with Russia

Main article: World War 3

Obama launches cyber attack on Russia

See also October 2016 cyber attack

Trump won't accept result if he loses

Trump wont commit to WSJ.jpg

...neither will Hillary

Obama cancels elections

Hillary grabs pussy

See also Huma Abedin, Clinton emails

The ballots

Putin wins election

Donald J. Trump, the best president Russia can hack
They bailed him out, set him up and made him their stooge. With Trump in the WH, Putin may win the 3rd World War without firing a shot. #PuckerUpPOTUS -- @JimCarrey
Zombie-Hillary refuses to go away

World War 3 canceled

Main article: World War 3

Putin wins everywhere!

November, 2018

No, Clinton still won't accept the result

Main article: Anti-Trump protests

Fake news rigged the election

Main article: Putin's Troll Factory

No, Putin hacked them

Main article: DNC Leak

Obama spies on Trump

CIA attempts coup

The bipartisan electors’ letter raises very grave issues involving our national security. Electors have a solemn responsibility under the Constitution and we support their efforts to have their questions addressed.
We now know that the CIA has determined Russia’s interference in our elections was for the purpose of electing Donald Trump. This should distress every American.
— Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta
  • An Electoral College Coup - Wall Street Journal, December 12, 2016
    But now that Mrs. Clinton has lost, her campaign is claiming the election really was rigged, albeit for Mr. Trump by Russian meddling, and it wants the Electoral College to stage what amounts to a coup. That’s the only way to interpret the extraordinary statement Monday by Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta endorsing a special intelligence briefing for electors a week before they cast their ballots for President on Dec. 19.
    What should really distress Americans is that the losers are trying to overturn the election results based on little more than anonymous leaks and innuendo. Whatever Russia’s hacking motives, there is no evidence that the emails it turned up were decisive to the election result. Mr. Podesta is citing a CIA judgment that Americans have never seen and whose findings are vaguely public only because one or more unidentified officials chose to relate them to a few reporters last week.
    Yet Mr. Podesta’s demand is that those same unidentified leakers now give a secret briefing to the 538 electors, most of whom lack any experience in judging the nuances of intelligence. Those electors are then supposed to decide based on information Americans won’t have seen whether they should invalidate the results of an election in which more than 128 million voted. Even Vladimir Putin at his most devious couldn’t have imagined his cyber-spooks would provoke this much anti-democratic nonsense.
  • WARNING: An Electoral Coup is Underway - John Robb, Global Guerrillas, December 12, 2016
  • White House attacks Trump over connections to Russia and RT - RT, December 12, 2016
  • Is The Deep State At War... With Itself? - Charles Hugh-Smith, OfTwoMinds, December 12, 2016
  • Is There a Russian Coup Underway in America? - Keith Olbermann, GQ, December 12, 2016 (video)
  • Trump Isolates Himself with C.I.A. Attack - John Cassidy, The New Yorker, December 12, 2016
  • The "Elite" Coup Of 2016 - Moon of Alabama, December 15, 2016
  • Obama Vows Retaliation Against "Russia Hacking", To Hold Press Conference On Friday - ZeroHedge, December 15, 2016

Flipping Deripaskas

  • Agents Tried to Flip Russian Oligarchs. The Fallout Spread to Trump. - The New York Times , September 1, 2018
    Two of the players in the effort were Bruce G. Ohr, the Justice Department official who has recently become a target of attacks by Mr. Trump, and Christopher Steele, the former British spy who compiled a dossier of purported links between the Trump campaign and Russia. The systematic effort to win the cooperation of the oligarchs, which has not previously been revealed, does not appear to have scored any successes. And in Mr. Deripaska’s case, he told the American investigators that he disagreed with their theories about Russian organized crime and Kremlin collusion in the campaign, a person familiar with the exchanges said. The person added that Mr. Deripaska even notified the Kremlin about the American efforts to cultivate him.

Hillary bans Donald

Trump is a traitor! Putin, Putin, Putin!

America heads toward civil war

Main article: US Civil War

Historians search for signs of intelligent life

Future US presidents, as predicted in 2018
Main article: Russiagate